Tagged: Hyperbole

David Bentley Hart Describes Yankee Fans…

(The G.O.A.T.) (The G.O.A.T.)

Not that the horror is easy to recall clearly. The trauma is too violent. Memory cringes, whines, tries to slink away. One recollects only a kaleidoscopic flux of gruesomely fragmentary impressions, too outlandish to be perfectly accurate, too vivid to be entirely false: nightmarish revenants from the dim haunts of the collective unconscious … monstrous, abortive shapes emerging from the abysmal murk of evolutionary history … things pre-hominid, even pre-mammalian … forms never quite resolving into discrete organisms, spilling over and into one another, making it uncertain where…
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Teach Them a Lesson.

Beating man with stick. (Yes I’m beating you, but it’s for my own good.)

The Guardians of the Great New America invite YOU to join the exciting craze that’s sweeping the nation! An old idea refreshed for your pleasure!

PUNISHMENT.

Yes that’s right. Now you can bathe in the vindictive glory of the new American ethos. We have your back. Put some hurt on!

Punishment rarely effects any real change and it almost always leaves [...] 

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