Bike with rifle attached.
Leisure tools for the coming apocalypse.

My new GoFundMe project protototype.

Things are about to get ugly. Be prepared.

Now accepting pre-orders.

Bilbo Baggins
If I understand you correctly…

Regarding my Facebook friends list.

I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

—Bilbo Baggins, Eleventy-first Birthday Speech