Since the rules of our democracy and constitution are now whatever the person currently speaking says they are, I suggest that Nancy Pelosi get the sergeant-at-arms or some other badge wielding citizen (maybe there’s a 7-Eleven security guard on break nearby) and arrest that giant orange jackass forthwith.

Cut off from the source of their power, we can sit back and watch members of his family and cabinet revert to their wraith or lizard forms accordingly.

And don’t forget Kushner. You might have missed him on your first pass because Secretary of Rat Fucking is a newly created position.

Lastly, find a janitor’s closet in the basement and lock that racist steaming pile Stephen Miller inside it. We don’t want people seeing him come out because then we can’t deny we were stupid enough to let him in the building in the first place.