Bless His Teenage Heart

Kyle Rittenhouse
Not all heroes wear capes. (Some wear Crocs.)

Three people shot, two are dead, but let’s make sure we have the correct “context” for a teenager wielding an assault rifle on American streets.

“Well, you don’t know what happened before he shot those people. It looks like he may have been acting in self-defense.”

These assholes like to sound off about their libertarian pragmatism. If you want honest context for this, you don’t need the video at all.

Try, “Hey Ma! We got any Twinkies left? I gotta drive to the next state over and practice some self-defense.”

Because yeah, this 17-year-old stack of soggy white bread is the champion of liberty we all need right now.

Thank god he’s armed.

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