Bart the Bear has his trainer's entire head in his mouth.

Terrible Ideas

by

Dan Jewett

Imagine what it would feel like to achieve the position of utmost authority and recognition on your planet and then reward yourself by making sure there wasn't one single person anywhere that didn't know you were a total ass.

He is a golem existing only on the energy of his own self loathing.

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