Republican National Convention 2020

First order of business.

Many of you have been asking if white supremacy is still on the platform since it isn’t officially listed, so we just wanted to let everyone know that, yes, we hear you. In fact, even though we shouldn’t really say it, white supremacy is our platform. Heh. Heh-heh.

Also note, there is a number at the bottom of your screen for the “I Saw Brown People Voting” emergency hotline.

OK, anything else we need to address? No? Good. Short and sweet. Thanks for coming everyone!

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