I will not say them in a house
—Doctor Seuss, adjusted.
I will not say them with a mouse
I will not say them here or there.
I will not say them anywhere.
Mike Pence tries to get with the program.
Black Lives Maaaa…,
Black Lives Muuuu…,
Black Lives Moooo…
Wait, I can do this.
Blurv liffs masher!
No wait.
Black…is the true color of my heart. Damnit!
Okay, for reals.
Black Lives.
Are.
Mostly OK.
Ooh, I think I just peed a little bit.