His detractors know it and his supporters know it too.
You didn’t have to live for a long time in New York and New Jersey as I did, listening to the non-stop stream of terrible garbage he spewed to the noise hungry media for decades, to know that he’s awful.
“Biased media portrayal” my skinny white ass. He comes off as awful because he is awful.
He’s been awful his entire adult life.
Everyone knows it.
If you support him, you can waste time and truth, with a bunch of gaslighting nonsense about people’s “different perspectives,” our you can come clean about whatever cynical reason you have for embracing his awfulness.
And if you truly believe that he is a good person with something to offer this country, well, as we say in Kansas, “Son, you can’t tell shit from wild honey.”
I mentioned to some friends today that this morning’s training on the Kaw was one of those glorious moments you receive as a reward for your commitment to the rowing life. Not a victory celebration necessarily, but a sublime moment … the rest “Oars, Outboards, and Early Mornings”
Many of you have been asking if white supremacy is still on the platform since it isn’t officially listed, so we just wanted to let everyone know that, yes, we hear you. In fact, even though we shouldn’t really say it, white supremacy is our platform. Heh. Heh-heh.
Also note, there is a number at the bottom of your screen for the “I Saw Brown People Voting” emergency hotline.
OK, anything else we need to address? No? Good. Short and sweet. Thanks for coming everyone!
Since the rules of our democracy and constitution are now whatever the person currently speaking says they are, I suggest that Nancy Pelosi get the sergeant-at-arms or some other badge wielding citizen (maybe there’s a 7-Eleven security guard on break nearby) and arrest that giant orange jackass forthwith.
Cut off from the source of their power, we can sit back and watch members of his family and cabinet revert to their wraith or lizard forms accordingly.
And don’t forget Kushner. You might have missed him on your first pass because Secretary of Rat Fucking is a newly created position.
Lastly, find a janitor’s closet in the basement and lock that racist steaming pile Stephen Miller inside it. We don’t want people seeing him come out because then we can’t deny we were stupid enough to let him in the building in the first place.